Dating Comedy Club – Russian Women in 2007

Happy Holidays! With the coming New Year, I thought it is appropriate to make a list of things that were sure to remain the same in the year 2007…

1. Russian women will still remain hot (and desperate for the American dollar). You know it’s true. This could also be the single best piece of information you will find on the internet.
2. Despite being beautiful, Anna Kournikova will still be horrible at tennis, yet make more money than any other professional tennis player.
3. Russian women will still be content to stay at home and cook and take care of your kids while you’re out playing golf. This trait was bred into Russian women long ago and is passed through the generations.
4. No matter how many keg stands you did in college, Russian women will still be able to drink you under the table. Again, it’s in their genes.
5. You will still spend more buying drinks at a bar for an American girl than ordering a Russian mail order bride. I mean really, why go to a restaurant when you can order in?
6. Russia’s leading exports will still be vodka and women. You’ve tried vodka. Now try the women.
7. Women will still talk too much. So why not date one that you can’t understand. Problem solved!
8. This blog will continue to come up with ridiculous reasons for you to try and date a Russian.
9. All Russian women will remain the top experts in the arts of massage and Kama Sutra. Remember you read it here, so it HAS to be true.

As I reread this list, I realized there are probably other things that won’t change in the world. President [censored]’s IQ for instance, but I think everyone can agree the items listed are probably the most important things to focus on. Have a great New Year, Salut!

Tags: Russian Women

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